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"Not today!" Hoodie (Champion Edition)

"Not today!" Hoodie (Champion Edition)

Regular price $65.00 USD
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This hoodie isn’t just warmth—it’s armor. Featuring Cris Coloni’s raw, twisted artwork of reflection and survival, the design highlights a semicolon: the universal symbol of “my story isn’t finished.” The bold phrase “Not today, Satan!” flips despair the middle finger, reminding you that the fight isn't over. Wear it as defiance, wear it as solidarity, wear it because staying is louder than giving up.

• Champion Edition hoodie, built to last.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Regular fit (size up for a looser feel)
• Two-ply hood with dyed-to-match drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket for cold hands or safe keeps
• Embroidered “C” logo on the left cuff


This piece is more than merch -- it's wearable awareness. Every time you put it on, you're saying: not today.

Print on demand -- no overstock, no waste, no guilt.

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