The everyday meltdown uniform. Lightweight, breathable, and sarcastic enough to get you through awkward small talk. Soft cotton outside, denial inside.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (gentle, unlike reality)
• Heather colors include polyester (because nothing is pure anymore)
• Pre-shrunk fabric (shrinks less than your coping skills)
• Side-seamed construction (holds you together better than coffee)
• Unisex fit, true to size
